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i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
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OHMYFUCKINGGOD JON, I LOVE YOU.
SCREAMING
RUN OUR COUNTRY YOU GLORIOUS SONOFABITCH.
DUDE WHUT
YES
THIS
ALL OF THIS
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Sophie, an pure bred English setter dog, watches joggers from beside her owner’s vacuum cleaner’s at their house on Fort Meade, Md., May 27, 2012. (Photo by Paul R. Watts Jr./Released)
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Had my pre inspection for my move out
Got water damage from a clog in the ex roomies bathroom, Damage from ex roommates dog. She claims I should pay half since my dog was apparently eating at the linoleum too. I think he did most of the damage though. Oh the joys of having to deal with having your own place!








